I love my current relationship, I really do. We’ve been with each other for years now. She’s been great. I remember when I first met her, so many moons ago. I was in a dissatisfied relationship at the time. It was rocky, it was boring. We’d fight all the time, and I just wasn’t happy with the situation at all. Then she came along. She was a fox. A breath of fresh air, hot like fire, easy on the eyes. I took a liking to her instantly, and together we built something beautiful.
Sure, it wasn’t perfect. She had her spats every now and again. Sometimes, I wanted to try things she wasn’t into it and didn’t like. Maybe she thought I was changing her into something she didn’t want to be. But all of my intentions were good. They always have been. But overall, we agreed far more times then we disagreed, worked together wonderfully, and so I was happy. Much better than before. Things were going so well, and I was settling into something I thought would be for the rest of my life. Despite the fact that she was getting a little … I don’t know what the word would be to describe her without sounding like a jerk.. I guess you could say “bloated”, I still care for her so much.
But then, a new kid on the block came along. And boy oh boy is she ever sexy. Smooth, sleek, gorgeous. A temptress she is, and I just couldn’t resist. I had to try her out. At first, I had my reservations. She was good, so good, but I just love my fox so much. I told myself, it was a mistake, convinced myself that I was already committed and so I shut the temptress down. It was hard to do, and I was so proud of myself.
And then she came back, sexier than ever. My lord, so light, so fast. Google Chrome, you are so so incredible. And yes, I am cheating. Cheating so much on my beloved Firefox. But I cannot help it. I cannot resist Chrome’s wonderful features. I cannot resist her speed. Oh lord, her speed drives me crazy! Makes me so happy. So so happy. I don’t want to leave my precious Firefox, but Chrome is just so wonderful. Sigh, I’m torn. So torn between something that has been so great to me, with something that may treat me even better.
Note: Yes, I really do need to go out more.
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